Software for G-O-D!

Wonder how GOD manages the ‘requests’ of so many living things. How does the resolution of each ‘request’ reaches the exact originator of request? How does GOD manage so many ‘files’ (considering each living and non-living being as a file)? In short, how do things fall in place for everyone to carry out his/her/its life?

We all know HE is doing a fab job managing the universe till now. But with the growing population and complexities in everyone’s life, HE should use the resources HEs created. One of the most promising one being the IT revolution.

The questions I asked earlier (to myself) lets collectively call them as the “Problem Statement”. Now let’s try to see how would that “application” look like.

The major ‘functionalities’ this application would have:

1) Distribution of to-be-born (requires creation of new file)

2) Pulling chords from already-living (requires settlement and closure of file)

3) Behavioral

4) Rewards Program

Now we don’t have a single Business Owner for all these functionalities, we have a team of it (reference to any particular religion is not intentional but coincidental). So let’s try to figure out the various Business Owners/Roles & Responsibilities:

1) Mhd. Brahma Peter Singh (MBPS) shall be the Business Owner for all that’s to be created afresh.

2) Yamrajullah Super Sr. shall be the Business Owner for all that’s to be shut down permanently

3) St. Chitragupt shall take care of “behavioral-accounting”

4) Rewards program – Hare Krishna

5) Lakshmibegum is the project sponsor

6) Jai Hanuman shall be responsible for Resourcing and lifting people from one location to the other.

Maximum “request” load can be expected when many pray for a single cause ( frequently during a sporting event).

//This shall remain a WIP for some time//

BTW, Do aliens have GODs too??

Cheers!