Software for G-O-D!

Wonder how GOD manages the ‘requests’ of so many living things. How does the resolution of each ‘request’ reaches the exact originator of request? How does GOD manage so many ‘files’ (considering each living and non-living being as a file)? In short, how do things fall in place for everyone to carry out his/her/its life?

We all know HE is doing a fab job managing the universe till now. But with the growing population and complexities in everyone’s life, HE should use the resources HEs created. One of the most promising one being the IT revolution.

The questions I asked earlier (to myself) lets collectively call them as the “Problem Statement”. Now let’s try to see how would that “application” look like.

The major ‘functionalities’ this application would have:

1) Distribution of to-be-born (requires creation of new file)

2) Pulling chords from already-living (requires settlement and closure of file)

3) Behavioral

4) Rewards Program

Now we don’t have a single Business Owner for all these functionalities, we have a team of it (reference to any particular religion is not intentional but coincidental). So let’s try to figure out the various Business Owners/Roles & Responsibilities:

1) Mhd. Brahma Peter Singh (MBPS) shall be the Business Owner for all that’s to be created afresh.

2) Yamrajullah Super Sr. shall be the Business Owner for all that’s to be shut down permanently

3) St. Chitragupt shall take care of “behavioral-accounting”

4) Rewards program – Hare Krishna

5) Lakshmibegum is the project sponsor

6) Jai Hanuman shall be responsible for Resourcing and lifting people from one location to the other.

Maximum “request” load can be expected when many pray for a single cause ( frequently during a sporting event).

//This shall remain a WIP for some time//

BTW, Do aliens have GODs too??

Cheers!

Road Theory!

There’s a “pulia” (colloquial name of a 6x2x1 feet of cemented block) right infront of my college where I studied - “what they don’t teach you in MBA”. This pulia is often used by the students for a break in between classes.

The pulia is located at a very strategic point.

The accompanying figure describes the location (point A in the fig.) of the pulia on the road that runs inbetween the campus and the pulia.

Sitting on the pulia at point A (see fig.), you see a straight stretch of road towards point “1”. Incidentally, this is the point that's towards the city. Most of us come to the college through that part.

Now, the part of the road towards point ‘1’ in figure is your past – you know what lies there as far as you can see.

When you look at the other side from point A, you would be able to see the road clearly for some distance and after that it curves (point B in fig), you don’t know what’s there after that and how far it stretches. Now, that part of the road depicts your future, where you have plans for say next 4-6 years (a short time in life) but you do not know what lies beyond those years. What kinda 'traffic' you would encounter once you on the curve and beyond.

And, when you look right infront of you, you see your college – your present.

Not sure if the location of the pulia was ‘planned’ but what ever it is, it has a lot of meaning, provided it’s interpreted.

Cheers!